tbh i’m upset 24/7 that my life isn’t a Stephanie Perkins novel
Why is it that the right people never wind up together? Why are people so afraid to leave a relationship, even if they know it’s a bad one?
—Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss (via feellng)
- baby: m...m...m...
- mom: mommy?
- baby: my ex man brought his new girlfriend she's like oh my god but i'm just gonna shake and to the fella over there with the hella good hair won't you come on over babe we can shake shake shake
the fact that in five days we will have a brand new song from taylor that we’ve never heard and in 2 months we will have a completed album with all new lyrics and stories and music to listen to *checks myself into hospital just in case i can’t handle it*
fun things to do in front of nerdy boys
intentionally mix up zelda and link
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”
I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage
you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want